The colors of the sunset
are painful and beautiful and
in the sea of my closed heart are tears
that have overflowed.
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Which would you choose - to save yourself or to save others?
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you see a fight with people using dustbins that says "Please Use Me" as weapons.
you take a lift in the shop and were accused of shoplifting
You find yourself handled over to the police like some baggage after you attempt to shoplift.
You sit in an office revolving chair, and find that its impossible to do your work as you revolve around in it.
In an exam, you hand up a blank paper as your stationary stayed stationary on the table.
After flipping the pages through a book, the person reading it after you will have to either turn the book upside down or flip it back.
You awake to find that you had just awoken.
The carrying capacity of any bus is 1 driver. So how come bus drivers do give each other lifts from the terminal to home or vice versa.
By eating at a restaurant, you’re doing them a service. are you charging them service charge?
You get kicked out of a $10 for 10 min haircut shop even if they haven finished cutting as you have exceeded your ten minutes.
What doesn’t break you, makes you stronger. What breaks you, makes you weaker. What you break, makes it weaker. What you cannot break, makes it stronger.
Your computer states "Keyboard detection error. Press F1 to continue."
Or maybe it states "Mouse input error. Please double click to continue"
You speed down the highway and the police slows you down by placing his car in front of you and slowing down. Then you realise that for the police car to overtake you, it had to be going much faster than you.
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a ship in a port is safe, but it is not what ships are bulit for
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A few tips on constructing web sites.
Developing a successful Web site requires a bit of thinking. First, determine the purpose of the site and whom you would like to reach. Next, figure out your target audience. Finally select a style of writing aimed at that audience. Use energetic language.
Printed brochures, newsletters, and other marketing materials are a good source of information for your site. Select relevant material. A Web site can be ideal of redisplaying information typically hard of your customers or members to find. Browse competitors of similar ideas.
Separate Web items that change infrequently from items that require updating. For example, group together a summary of the organization, products or services, and location information separately from new product offerings, specials, press releases and upcoming events. Theirs enables you to easily update sections needing frequent revision. It helps readers quickly find stuff they desire.
Graphics and photos are vital to your site but keep in mind they will take longer to download so don’t over do it. When you have finished creating your site, run a Design checker to make sure the site downloads quickly and to catch problems with page design.
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Shout like thunder, move like lightning
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says who?
Painful red, tinted black.
Striking yellow, outstanding blue.
Amidst a musical movement of strings performed by EVA pilots, each of the children must look inside themselves to find the resolve and drive that makes them live. All of them will be challenged by their past and present, but their thoughts may very well serve to shape the possible and near future. At the beginning of the end, however, NERV will face its greatest threat - from within - and learn that all victories do not come without a price.
from http://sfanime.tripod.com/
A bus did a drift infront of your face at a traffic junction.
Your girlfriend revealed that she was not your girlfriend. Instead, she was the opposite.
The lift you were in broke down. You called the lift break down number and the person advised you to take the other lift.
You pressed your liquid paper and paper pulp came pouring out of the tip.
You count your keyboard and realise that you have than enough keys to be a locksmith.
You pour odorless paint on a pile of rotting food and the smell of decay instantly vanishes.
You tell a wheelchair bound person "Don’t be lame" and the person immediately stands up and walks out of the room.
A certain brand of aircon advertisement tells its viewers to convert and within days, the effects are noticed greatly - They noticed a decrease in sales of aircon due to people converting to fans.
You are manning a check out counter at a supermarket and a person comes up and places his/her passport on the table.
A cashier offers you an additional plastic bag to support your heavy groceries. On the bag you noticed that it says "Use less plastic bags"
You happily do a search on a search engine boasting that it has the biggest results of each and every search. You soon realise that the search engines returns all the pages regardless of keywords typed.
An experienced blog designer aprroaches you and hands you his business card that states his profession to be "blog job".
You are bathing in a public toilet and the police suddenly rush in an arrest you for indecent exposure.
A sign reminding toilet users to flush after use is placed infront of toilet bowls whose flush is automated.
A librarian shouts loudly for people to keep quiet as they are disrupting other readers.
A stranger suddenly accuses you of neglecting her/him.
A piano teacher complaining to a father that if his child continues to misbehave, she would not hesistate to slap his pianist.
You are about to apply first aid to a victim. When you noticed that someone had done it, you continue to do second aid.
In first aid, when taking a secondary survey, you ask the victim a few questions and record down his answers to be tabluated into a chart.
A person complains that he/she is too tired to sleep.
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inventiveness begins when negativity is absent
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One day you woke up as the opposite gender.
You exit the toilet and notice that the door opposite led the way to the appropriate toilet for your gender.
You went to an restaurant and felt that the food quality was horrible. You approach the counter to complain when you spot a sign that says "If our food and drinks aren’t up to your standards, please lower your standards"
Your friend installed wheels on his laptop and tells you that it gives him much more mobility than his desktop.
You approached the bar and ordered a soap.
You tap your EZLink card on the reader and it keeps screaming error. The bus driver tells you that the card isn’t that easy after all.
A guy stood behind the yellow line on a MRT platform - just inches from the edge because he was facing the wrong direction.
Your friend buys a lighter after he promises to burn a cd for you.
Your bf/gf says that you have the key to his/her heart. Only to find that you have a scalpel your hand.
People died as others gave them deadly stares.
People froze as they were given an icy stare or a cold shoulder.
Your friend’s name was a domain name for a shady website.
Someone threw their handphone at your head to call you.
You turned on your camera’s flash and the camera became a flasher.
A fork of lightning struck your neighbour’s house followed by a spoon of rain.
Someone typed a blog entry when he was supposed to be doing his project.
You turned on your handphone in your pocket (which was in silent mode) and it turned you on
You had a shirt whose front read "inside out"
Only heaven is left in you after someone scared the hell out of you.
You asked someone what age he/she was living in and the person answered you his/her age.
You were about to jump into bedok reserviour to commit suicide when someone pushes you aside and jumps in first.
You are in a burning building with a cute arsonist and he melted your heart.
You rollerbladed down East Coast Park and left cut lines all over the ground.
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You will never know until you try and those who never try will never know
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You are about to enter the bank and on the front door, it says "Sorry, we are open."
You are calling your friend when a voice tells you that "This is XX telecom announcement service, the number you just called is in use." 1 second later you hear your friend’s voice "Hello?"
The moment you press the bell, the bus comes to a halt even if its not at the bus bay. The driver then points to the sign "Bus Stopping" that had just lighted.
You see a group of people staring intensively at a notice board with the notice "Watch this space"
You turn off your computer and find out that all the windows in your house have mysteriously shut themselves.
You touch an empty Macdoanlds cup and burnt your hand. (Caution: Hot!)
You call your friend and he/she said that he/she is watching TV. YOu pop by over his house to find that the TV is off. And that he is watching the TV.
You call your friend and he says that he is playing his computer. You pop by his house to find that he has his computer dismantled and is taking the harddisk and playing with it on the floor.
You do a survey to see if people have sleeping difficulties by calling them at 3am in the morning. 90% said that they do.
Your friend promised to help you do your homework. He/she puts a pen in your hand and moves your hand across the blanks to fill them up.
Your neighbour says he/she is taking the lift down and asks if you want anything. You decline. A few hours later when you decided to go out, you find that the lift down.
Your friend came to school one day and had a big cut on his forehead. Upon enquiring, he revealed that he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
On Instant Messaging (IM), your friend types "LMAO". The next day you see him, he/she appears to weigh lesser than usual. And the pant/skirt size that he/she wears is smaller. Much smaller.
Outside the toilet, a sign said cleaning in progress. You look inside to find that there is no cleaner inside. But inside the cubical, a person cleaning his digestive system.
You are washing your hands after using the toilet. The cubical door behind you opens and 3 people come out of the toilet listening to their mp3 players and commenting about the latest movie in the market.
wake. am late. rush. Left. bus. jap. kelvin. 1/2 class. attend iiso. 1145 left. LT 10. Briefing. registration. T0327. wait. run. flag. D. knnth. Isa. SK. 6 rnds. counted 5. yile. collaspe. no energy. coke. buy shirt. 44? 42. eat @ business. unit. Talk. Dinner. Bus. sleep. disaster to walk. coke. on computer. play. regret. bp. yes mistress. lol. liyun. so late. verge of slumber.
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There Can Never Be Light Without Darkness….
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