Ragon

You are about to enter the bank and on the front door, it says "Sorry, we are open."

You are calling your friend when a voice tells you that "This is XX telecom announcement service, the number you just called is in use." 1 second later you hear your friend’s voice "Hello?"

The moment you press the bell, the bus comes to a halt even if its not at the bus bay. The driver then points to the sign "Bus Stopping" that had just lighted.

You see a group of people staring intensively at a notice board with the notice "Watch this space"

You turn off your computer and find out that all the windows in your house have mysteriously shut themselves.

You touch an empty Macdoanlds cup and burnt your hand. (Caution: Hot!)

You call your friend and he/she said that he/she is watching TV. YOu pop by over his house to find that the TV is off. And that he is watching the TV.

You call your friend and he says that he is playing his computer. You pop by his house to find that he has his computer dismantled and is taking the harddisk and playing with it on the floor.

You do a survey to see if people have sleeping difficulties by calling them at 3am in the morning. 90% said that they do.

Your friend promised to help you do your homework. He/she puts a pen in your hand and moves your hand across the blanks to fill them up.

Your neighbour says he/she is taking the lift down and asks if you want anything. You decline. A few hours later when you decided to go out, you find that the lift down.

Your friend came to school one day and had a big cut on his forehead. Upon enquiring, he revealed that he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

On Instant Messaging (IM), your friend types "LMAO". The next day you see him, he/she appears to weigh lesser than usual. And the pant/skirt size that he/she wears is smaller. Much smaller.

Outside the toilet, a sign said cleaning in progress. You look inside to find that there is no cleaner inside. But inside the cubical, a person cleaning his digestive system.

You are washing your hands after using the toilet. The cubical door behind you opens and 3 people come out of the toilet listening to their mp3 players and commenting about the latest movie in the market.

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