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you see a fight with people using dustbins that says "Please Use Me" as weapons.
you take a lift in the shop and were accused of shoplifting
You find yourself handled over to the police like some baggage after you attempt to shoplift.
You sit in an office revolving chair, and find that its impossible to do your work as you revolve around in it.
In an exam, you hand up a blank paper as your stationary stayed stationary on the table.
After flipping the pages through a book, the person reading it after you will have to either turn the book upside down or flip it back.
You awake to find that you had just awoken.
The carrying capacity of any bus is 1 driver. So how come bus drivers do give each other lifts from the terminal to home or vice versa.
By eating at a restaurant, you’re doing them a service. are you charging them service charge?
You get kicked out of a $10 for 10 min haircut shop even if they haven finished cutting as you have exceeded your ten minutes.
What doesn’t break you, makes you stronger. What breaks you, makes you weaker. What you break, makes it weaker. What you cannot break, makes it stronger.
Your computer states "Keyboard detection error. Press F1 to continue."
Or maybe it states "Mouse input error. Please double click to continue"
You speed down the highway and the police slows you down by placing his car in front of you and slowing down. Then you realise that for the police car to overtake you, it had to be going much faster than you.
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a ship in a port is safe, but it is not what ships are bulit for
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