One day…
A bus did a drift infront of your face at a traffic junction.
Your girlfriend revealed that she was not your girlfriend. Instead, she was the opposite.
The lift you were in broke down. You called the lift break down number and the person advised you to take the other lift.
You pressed your liquid paper and paper pulp came pouring out of the tip.
You count your keyboard and realise that you have than enough keys to be a locksmith.
You pour odorless paint on a pile of rotting food and the smell of decay instantly vanishes.
You tell a wheelchair bound person "Don’t be lame" and the person immediately stands up and walks out of the room.
A certain brand of aircon advertisement tells its viewers to convert and within days, the effects are noticed greatly - They noticed a decrease in sales of aircon due to people converting to fans.
You are manning a check out counter at a supermarket and a person comes up and places his/her passport on the table.
A cashier offers you an additional plastic bag to support your heavy groceries. On the bag you noticed that it says "Use less plastic bags"
You happily do a search on a search engine boasting that it has the biggest results of each and every search. You soon realise that the search engines returns all the pages regardless of keywords typed.
An experienced blog designer aprroaches you and hands you his business card that states his profession to be "blog job".
You are bathing in a public toilet and the police suddenly rush in an arrest you for indecent exposure.
A sign reminding toilet users to flush after use is placed infront of toilet bowls whose flush is automated.
A librarian shouts loudly for people to keep quiet as they are disrupting other readers.
A stranger suddenly accuses you of neglecting her/him.
A piano teacher complaining to a father that if his child continues to misbehave, she would not hesistate to slap his pianist.
You are about to apply first aid to a victim. When you noticed that someone had done it, you continue to do second aid.
In first aid, when taking a secondary survey, you ask the victim a few questions and record down his answers to be tabluated into a chart.
A person complains that he/she is too tired to sleep.
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inventiveness begins when negativity is absent
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