Ragon

One day you woke up as the opposite gender.

You exit the toilet and notice that the door opposite led the way to the appropriate toilet for your gender.

You went to an restaurant and felt that the food quality was horrible. You approach the counter to complain when you spot a sign that says "If our food and drinks aren’t up to your standards, please lower your standards"

Your friend installed wheels on his laptop and tells you that it gives him much more mobility than his desktop.

You approached the bar and ordered a soap.

You tap your EZLink card on the reader and it keeps screaming error. The bus driver tells you that the card isn’t that easy after all.

A guy stood behind the yellow line on a MRT platform - just inches from the edge because he was facing the wrong direction.

Your friend buys a lighter after he promises to burn a cd for you.

Your bf/gf says that you have the key to his/her heart. Only to find that you have a scalpel your hand.

People died as others gave them deadly stares.

People froze as they were given an icy stare or a cold shoulder.

Your friend’s name was a domain name for a shady website.

Someone threw their handphone at your head to call you.

You turned on your camera’s flash and the camera became a flasher.

A fork of lightning struck your neighbour’s house followed by a spoon of rain.

Someone typed a blog entry when he was supposed to be doing his project.

You turned on your handphone in your pocket (which was in silent mode) and it turned you on

You had a shirt whose front read "inside out"

Only heaven is left in you after someone scared the hell out of you.

You asked someone what age he/she was living in and the person answered you his/her age.

You were about to jump into bedok reserviour to commit suicide when someone pushes you aside and jumps in first.

You are in a burning building with a cute arsonist and he melted your heart.

You rollerbladed down East Coast Park and left cut lines all over the ground.

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You will never know until you try and those who never try will never know
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